epicly latered
so tonight two (2) major things happend that made me realize life is fucked.
i joined a few of my old friends at an apartment in logan square, i didnt really want to go in the first place (drinking ect) but i went. now i have this friend (a really good friend) who has this girlfriend (who i feel represents everything, EVERYTHING, that is wrong in the world.) who decides to tell me that she has a speech tommrow. she says "we got to choose any topic we wanted." now thinking like i do (not always right) i felt like maybe it would be an ineresting topic that i can talk to her about. (now this is number one (1) on the things ) so i aske her what she chose. she says, (in her nice shrieky voice) "BUBBLES" hmm i say, and ask "well what sort of bubbles," (maybe its just me, but i think there are lots of different kinds of bubbles) and her reply is, "well, bubbles have only been around since the 17th century." (this is a real qoute, no joke.) so i again ask, "what type of bubbles, like soap and water or ect..." Yes she says, end conversation.
so being a little peived in the first place with her, i ignore her usual idiotic comments, until she says (now this is number two (2) so pay attention all you), "the black people in my class are so irritating, like o my god, this one kid didnt even know what a vegan was." now it could be just me (doubt it) but i dont think that being a vegan is very high up on a kids list while growing up in the ghetto (which she said he was from, not an assumption). so i ask her about why she thinks it would be important for him to know that and she states; "no like, you dont get it, like this kid cant even get over his own stuff to learn about other cultures." at this point i have a very blank stare (a "oh holy shit", if you will) and we have a very heated conversation about it, ending with me saying something along the lines "you cant even open your eyes enough to see that maybe what you and paris think are important may not be relivant in "real life."" after that it got awkward (did you ever notice that word looks what it means) i grabbed my wine, and left, but not without telling the girl i felt she was not very smart. and that she looked like a gap add.
my night,
charlie.
i joined a few of my old friends at an apartment in logan square, i didnt really want to go in the first place (drinking ect) but i went. now i have this friend (a really good friend) who has this girlfriend (who i feel represents everything, EVERYTHING, that is wrong in the world.) who decides to tell me that she has a speech tommrow. she says "we got to choose any topic we wanted." now thinking like i do (not always right) i felt like maybe it would be an ineresting topic that i can talk to her about. (now this is number one (1) on the things ) so i aske her what she chose. she says, (in her nice shrieky voice) "BUBBLES" hmm i say, and ask "well what sort of bubbles," (maybe its just me, but i think there are lots of different kinds of bubbles) and her reply is, "well, bubbles have only been around since the 17th century." (this is a real qoute, no joke.) so i again ask, "what type of bubbles, like soap and water or ect..." Yes she says, end conversation.
so being a little peived in the first place with her, i ignore her usual idiotic comments, until she says (now this is number two (2) so pay attention all you), "the black people in my class are so irritating, like o my god, this one kid didnt even know what a vegan was." now it could be just me (doubt it) but i dont think that being a vegan is very high up on a kids list while growing up in the ghetto (which she said he was from, not an assumption). so i ask her about why she thinks it would be important for him to know that and she states; "no like, you dont get it, like this kid cant even get over his own stuff to learn about other cultures." at this point i have a very blank stare (a "oh holy shit", if you will) and we have a very heated conversation about it, ending with me saying something along the lines "you cant even open your eyes enough to see that maybe what you and paris think are important may not be relivant in "real life."" after that it got awkward (did you ever notice that word looks what it means) i grabbed my wine, and left, but not without telling the girl i felt she was not very smart. and that she looked like a gap add.
my night,
charlie.
posted by shipwreck at 12:13 AM
2 Comments:
Sometimes, life is better in denial/innocence.
You use lots of parenthesis.
you use a lot of parenthesis. (did you know that bubbles have only been around since the 17th century?)
i get to chose my identity... according to this form. i'll go with "not a shadowy character... nefarious and unnamed"... anonymous. psh.
but...
no really im intrigued... and shouldn't i be (shaking in my boots)?
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