Zombie Christmas

Why is it christmas, it doesnt feel right.

The zombie spirits have claimed this christmas for thier own. They just want our brains. Its not so much to ask for is it. I have allready seen many claimed by the zombies this christmas, and they are knockin at the door. So, batten down the hatches, close all shutters and lock all doors so you will not be claimed by the zombies. and get me a sword with a sawedoff shotgun in it.